Saturday, May 28, 2011

Kardashians novel

Kardashians novel
Kardashians novel. A novel written by just one Kardashian would be a literary classic. But a novel written by both Kim, Kourtney AND Khloe Kardashian? Such a tome would join the likes of Moby Dick, The Great Gatsby and To Kill A Mockingbird, only it wouldn't suck.HarperCollilns will be publishing a novel written by the Kardashian girls. The publisher explains that the book will be a fictional account of “a glamorous, high profile and complicated family.” The book will be out in November, so the authors better start writing. I'm thinking that Kim could be in charge of the vowels, Khloe the verbs, and Kourtney the punctuation.
Actually, Kim will probably just be in charge of working on her melanoma.

But who am I kidding? It's not like these goddesses are going to chip their fingernail polish typing. The writing chores of this transparent attempt to trade on the Kardashian name will probably be outsourced to China. The publisher is already outsourcing the title of the book... to you. If you want to try and title this future Pulitzer-Prize winner, just click here. Just let us know in the comments what you're suggestion happened to be. We submitted DURRRR by Kim, Khloe and The Other One.

Celebrities writing novels isn't a new thing. The rich and famous are always eager to make a buck in a medium they have no experience in. Mark my words, very soon, there are going to be celebrity restaurants where celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Kathy Griffin and Gary Busey will claim to be chefs who will make you dinner. The food will not be good, but people will show up and pay money because they will think "I enjoy Donald Trump! Why wouldn't I also enjoy a nice Trump rump roast?"

Source: trutv

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